I tried to unhook her bra strap,
But it wouldn't go go go.
Than she got mad when it snapped back,
And said slow slow slow.

Huge melons so fine.
I think I'm gonna lose my mind.
I tried to unhook her bra strap,
But it wouldn't go go go.

I'd rather be in bed all day.
Worship her with some fine praise.
But there's something, something between her and me.
And I know I that I won't be copping a feel today.

I'll never get to third base,
If I can't get inside that hot little crawl space.

I'm tryin' to unhook her bra strap,
But it won't go go go.
Than she got mad when it snapped back,
And said slow slow slow.

I'll just take my time,
With this booby trap hand-mind.
I tried to unhook her bra strap,
But it wouldn't go go go.

My girl said will you be done this year?
I said listen loud and clear,
I'm gonna , I'm gonna lose it baby.
I hope we don't run out of beer.

She said I won't accuse you of molest.
I said I know,
I'm doing my best.

I'm tryin' to unhook her bra strap,
But it won't go go go.
Than I got sad when it snapped back,
And screamed no no no.

It looks like I hit a dead end,
When I needed help from a family friend.
I'm not gonna spend five more minutes,
Trying to get to my bosom friends.

I was so preoccupied,
I didn't notice that the oven was on fire.

I'm tryin' to unhook her bra strap,
But it won't go go go.
Than she got mad when it snapped back,
And said slow slow slow.

Huge melons so fine,
With scissors I'd save some time.
I'm tryin' to unhook her bra strap,
But it won't go go go.