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Song Parodies -> "Southern Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Nights"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Southern Girls"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

To see what I did with "Rhinestone Cowboy" please go to
Southern girls, I'd like to suck face with all those southern girls.
Jaime Pressly, Jennifer Garner please,
Divorce Ben tomorrow I love you so.
Southern girls, Shannon Elizabeth you opened my eyes.
Now I fantasize about having some pie on a plate,
And singing "Free Bird" all day.

Southern belles, I want to say I kissed those southern belles.
Worship their booty and watch NASCAR as well.
You know I'd sell my soul for a Dixie centerfold.

Lucky man, like a little kid at Disneyland.
If Kristin Davis would ask for a hand,
In removing her bra.
I'd be quick on the draw and enjoy.

Knock on wood,
Molly Simms I wish you would,
Just tear me limb from limb.
La da da da da, da la da da da,
Da da da da, da da da, da da.

Tennessee, show me your single mothers if you please.
I'm up all night with those southern belles.

Southern girls, Miss Witherspoon you know it'd be so good if you could, just tear me limb from limb.
La da da da da, da la da da da,
Da da da da, da da da, da da

Southern girls.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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