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Song Parodies -> "Cooks who Grill"

Original Song Title:

"Looks that Kill"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Cooks who Grill"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Sometimes its safer to eat out.
Now seal it up, be it steak or pork.
If you don't marinade than why have a fork?
Burnt, its dark dark black, feed it to the cat.
Using a blow torch flame you burned your house off the map.

These are the Cooks who grill, who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill, who grill.
These are the Cooks.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.

House wasn't fireproof. Now you eat Lean Cuisine.
You can't believe its true, grills don't use gasoline.
Mister barbecue you neophyte try cooking clam chowder.
Insurance won't save what's destroyed. You need a cold shower.

These are the Cooks who grill, who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill, who grill.
These are the Cooks.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks, hey!

Now seal it up be it steak or pork.
If you don't marinade than only guilt will absorb.
Burnt, its dark dark black, now you chew fat.
Using a blow torch flame you burned your house off the map.

These are the Cooks who grill, who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill, who grill.
These are the Cooks.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.
These are the Cooks who grill.

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