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Song Parodies -> "The Little Old Lady Who Had Dementia"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Original Performer:
Jan & Dean
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady Who Had Dementia"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
Finally, a feel good song parody about people who suffer from dementia.
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
The little old lady who had dementia
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
Had a thought in her head now she can't remember
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
Flanked by a large entourage
She keeps thinking her house is in the garage.
And she's wondering where she put her dentures again
The little old lady who had dementia
She can't recall the past and she's not too smart
She's getting lost in her own backyard
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
If you try to talk to her now you'll just confuse her
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
And in a crowded store you just might lose her
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
Well she's showing signs of troubling behavior
And she's gonna lose her mind now sooner or later.
And she's wondering where she put her dentures again
The little old lady who had dementia
She can't recall the past and she's not too smart
She's getting lost in her own backyard
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
You can watch her going in circles as she walks now
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
And will you understand a word when she talks now
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
She was discovered at a lost and found
When she wandered off somewhere in a nearby town.
And she's wondering where she put her dentures again
The little old lady who had dementia
She can't recall the past and she's not too smart
She's getting lost in her own backyard
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow).
The little old lady who had dementia
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
Had a thought in her head now she can't remember
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
Flanked by a large entourage
She keeps thinking her house is in the garage.
And she's wondering where she put her dentures again
The little old lady who had dementia
She can't recall the past and she's not too smart
She's getting lost in her own backyard
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
If you try to talk to her now you'll just confuse her
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
And in a crowded store you just might lose her
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
Well she's showing signs of troubling behavior
And she's gonna lose her mind now sooner or later.
And she's wondering where she put her dentures again
The little old lady who had dementia
She can't recall the past and she's not too smart
She's getting lost in her own backyard
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
You can watch her going in circles as she walks now
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
And will you understand a word when she talks now
(Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow)
She was discovered at a lost and found
When she wandered off somewhere in a nearby town.
And she's wondering where she put her dentures again
The little old lady who had dementia
She can't recall the past and she's not too smart
She's getting lost in her own backyard
It's the little old lady who had dementia.
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow)
Slow granny, slow granny slow granny slow (slow down granny slow).
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I must tell you, I strongly resemble this parody . This definitely gets a .. Oh, whats that number we use when we really like a parody?
Can't help but think this is a partial tribute to sentor Diane Feinstein. Well done.
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I liked it. Nice job.
@CML. Lol.
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