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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Laura"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Robert"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Laura"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Its not like I want to bash Dr. Laura. I don't get the impression she's the type of person who embraces controversy. Its more like a duck in the headlights type of thing. The problem is, that if 9 million people listen to you and you're giving advice over the radio, you really have to give a lot of thought to what you say before you say it. The pacing may be a little off on this one.
She quit her show don't you know, Dr. Laura
Its been agreed that its time for you to go Dr. Laura.

Dr. Laura that was your last stand
She's no help to me or her fans
Can you offend the Taliban Dr. Laura?

If you're black she'll put you down, Dr. Laura
Are you philosophical year round Dr. Laura?

Dr. Laura she is a woman who was naive
With foot in mouth indeed
Who can cause grief like Dr. Laura?

Well well well she lost her mind
Well well well she'll tweak you, Dr. Laura.

Your use of the n-word was real stealth Dr. Laura
Find time to listen to yourself Dr. Laura.

Dr. Laura do you need a brain scan?
She'll write a book if she can
She makes my hair stand on end, Dr. Laura.

Well well well you're all washed up.
Well well well she'll tweak you, Dr. Laura.

She quit her show don't you know, Dr. Laura (x2)

Dr. Laura.
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
We have had enough. Dr. Laura was abrasive and attacked everyone from animal rights activists to women. The only people she seemed to like were religious fundamentalists.
Old Man Ribber - August 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job, Tony. I'm still not sure Dr. Laura was the worst...did you ever hear the radio shows of Dr. Kervorkian or Dr. Mengele? ;D
nvkudsl;j;jug - August 22, 2010 - Report this comment
She was a pretty hot little nymphet back in her early twenties as her leaked nude pics showed. Her married lover was definitely into "Bush" back then.
John Jenkins - August 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Good, but it would have been better if you had stayed in either second person or third person instead of randomly going between the two.

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