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Song Parodies -> "I Never Met a Gerl Who Was Such a Bore"

Original Song Title:

"A Girl Like You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Edwyn Collins

Parody Song Title:

"I Never Met a Gerl Who Was Such a Bore"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I think this was the only hit Edwyn Collins ever had, but its the type of song that stays in your head.
I never knew a girl who was such a bore
After we looked at artwork my eyes were sore
And when you read those books I wanted to snore
And I never met a girl who was such a bore.

You'd spend all day inside a department store
I'd have more fun if they imposed martial law
And when you're in the bathroom I'm a prisoner of war
And I never knew a girl who was such a bore.

The way I acknowledge your love of TV
You'd think I'd get a medal or a peck on the cheek
But all you ever seem to do is ignore me
Know I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall
And I never knew a girl who was such a bore (you put me to sleep)
Never never never never
Never knew a girl who was such a bore.

And when I wished you good luck
Playing soduku and mah-jongg
You just flipped me the finger
Man it just felt so wrong
And now its time to move along
Yes its time to move along
And I never met a girl who was such a bore.

Now we're just friends (x25).

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