Another towel smells unholy
Clothes lonely and forsaken
They sat there for months not washed once
Was I procrastinatin'?

You see I would agree to flee if need be
Under your bed, under your bed, it's so frightenin'
With your pants and your shirts and your
Shirts and your socks
Under your bed, under your bed, they are hiding.

Under your bed, under your bed
Laundry, laundry, laundry-ie-ie-ie
What's under your bed, under your bed?
Laundry, laundry, laundry-ie-ie-ie-ie oh

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew ew.

Lather gathers overtaken
Detergent is all over
They sat there for months causing affronts
No more procrastinatin'.

It was so obscene and unclean I wanted to scream
Under your bed, under your bed it's still so frightenin'
With your pants and your shirts and your
Shirts and your socks
Under your bed, under your bed they are hiding.

Under your bed, under your bed
Laundry, laundry, laundry-ie-ie-ie
What's under your bed, under your bed?
Laundry, laundry, laundry-ie-ie-ie-ie, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, aiiiiarrrgh.