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Song Parodies -> "When You're In Quarantine Without A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman "

Original Performer:

Dr. Hook

Parody Song Title:

"When You're In Quarantine Without A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

When you're in quarantine without a woman you watch a lot of TV.
When you're in quarantine without a woman you're bored
When you're in quarantine without a woman you know you're bored.

There's nowhere to go, there's nothing to do
You're not meeting anyone stuck at home

When you're in quarantine without a woman you have no plans
When you're in quarantine without a woman you use your hands
You feel so lazy, you're out of liquor
You've been stuck inside so long you just talk on the phone
When you're in quarantine without a woman you're all alone.

Maybe it's just an eating problem
Problem is you can't seem to ignore
Those pints of Häagen-Dazs and half cooked leftovers
And every time you stuff your face it just depresses you more.

When you're in quarantine without a woman you just cry
When you're in quarantine without a woman you want to die
There's no one to see, there's nothing to clean
It's like you've been stuck in the Twilight Zone.

When you're in quarantine without a woman you're on your own
When you're in quarantine without a woman you have no plans
When you're in quarantine without a woman you use your hands
When you're in quarantine without a woman you just cry
When you're in quarantine without a woman you want to die.

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