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Song Parodies -> "Throw the Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Turn to Stone"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Electric Light Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Throw the Phone"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
Its the "in" thing to do now. Yes throwing phones has become more popular than playing Frisbee.
The hotel lobby is empty now; his mind is beautiful no more.
And so the emotions overflow, throwing, throwing throwing.
A Supermodel loses her mind, her Blackberry just took flight.
And if that Housekeeper had died, she'd be on the "Real World".
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
We know it seems so impolite. Its a trend we hope catches on.
Throwing things just feels so right, hurling, hurling hurling.
We need to remind people every day that we're the star of this show.
We will be on TV again, on the "Real World".
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
Throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Yes I'm throwing the phone cos' my jeans are gone.
If my jeans aren't gone, why am I throwing the phone?
I've been mad for so long and I won't get along,
Yes I'm throwin' I'm throwin' I'm throwin the phone.
The Housekeeper she took a fall, the clerk couldn't place a phone call.
Oh, poor Naomi the jeans are gone, throwing, throwing throwing.
And now I wait for my court date, I throw the phone I throw the phone.
We will be on TV again, on the "Real World".
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
Throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
Throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
And so the emotions overflow, throwing, throwing throwing.
A Supermodel loses her mind, her Blackberry just took flight.
And if that Housekeeper had died, she'd be on the "Real World".
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
We know it seems so impolite. Its a trend we hope catches on.
Throwing things just feels so right, hurling, hurling hurling.
We need to remind people every day that we're the star of this show.
We will be on TV again, on the "Real World".
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
Throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Yes I'm throwing the phone cos' my jeans are gone.
If my jeans aren't gone, why am I throwing the phone?
I've been mad for so long and I won't get along,
Yes I'm throwin' I'm throwin' I'm throwin the phone.
The Housekeeper she took a fall, the clerk couldn't place a phone call.
Oh, poor Naomi the jeans are gone, throwing, throwing throwing.
And now I wait for my court date, I throw the phone I throw the phone.
We will be on TV again, on the "Real World".
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
Throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
I throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
Throw the phone, I'm Russell Crowe, I know its wrong.
Throw the phone, my jeans are gone, I throw the phone.
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Once Andrea is gone, I will literally throw her phone out of the glass window (as mentioned in the parody).
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