Never thought I'd live in a moving van.
When I stand up my head hits the ceiling.
Tired of living like a bag man.
I'm buying things when I could be stealing.

And this is how I live rent free.
This is how I live rent free.
Believe me its no scam.
This is how I live rent free.
Believe me its no scam.

Its not like I've got a Masters Degree.
I dream of living in a two-story.
This time I've mistaken panhandling for art that's groundbreaking.
And I've been stoned, I've been alone.
Now its time to hit the bottle.
These six words are a constant theme scream"Am I out of debt yet?"
Yet, yet yet, no no, yet, yet yet, no no.

Its not like I'm a College Grad.
I gave my money to the Internal Revenue.
And now I'm stark raving mad,
Cause I can't find my Pet rock or Rubik's cube.

And this is how I live rent free.
Believe me its no scam.
This is how I live rent free.
Believe me its no scam.

Its not like I've got a Masters Degree.
I dream of living in a two-story.
This time I've mistaken panhandling for art that's groundbreaking.
And I've been stoned, I've been alone.
Now its time to hit the bottle.
These six words are a constant theme scream "Am I out of debt yet?"
Yet, yet yet, no no, yet, yet yet, no no, yet, yet yet, no no, yet, yet yet, no no.

Never thought I'd live in a moving van.
When I stand up my head hits the ceiling.

And this is how I live rent free.
This is how I live rent free.
Believe me its no scam.
This is how I live rent free.
Believe me its no scam.

Its not like I've got a Masters Degree.
I dream of living in a two-story.
This time I've mistaken panhandling for art that's groundbreaking.
And I've been stoned, I've been alone.
Now its time to hit the bottle.
These six words are a constant theme scream "Am I out of debt yet?"
Yet yet, "am I out of debt yet?"
Yet yet, "am I out of debt yet?"
Yet yet, "am I out of debt yet?
Yet yet.