I'm not surprised the audience gasped,
I sang a song about shaking babies and nobody laughed
See them walk in, I see them walk out
If I'm not washed up how can I have a breakdown?

I just wanna do comedy and music.
Not to be confused with the Three Stooges
I think, no I know I've got personality.

And somewhere I'll be seen by a talent scout
People will laugh and laugh until they all pass out
And I promise you cat that I'm finally gonna take you to the Vet
I just haven't made it yet.

Maybe its fate or just blind luck
If I'm headlining I won't be starstruck
If I'm a star my name'll be in lights
I'll have plenty of girlfriends and more than one wife.

And I know I can be so entertaining
Being on stage isn't strange to me
And now i could use some feng shui or astrology.

And someday I know girls will scream and shout
I'll make people laugh and laugh until they all pass out
And I promise you lendors I'm gonna climb out of this debt
I just haven't made it.

They say you make lemons
Out of lemonade
Believe me i won't try to fight it
I think its exciting that I'm psychotic!

And I know I can be so entertaining
And being on stage isn't strange to me
And now I'm thinking about throwing away my college degree.

And someday I know girls will shout
When I sing it'll be lights out
Promise you Mom you have to make my bed,
Make my bed, make my bed make my bed.

Oh if I could get the benefit of the doubt
I'd make people laugh and laugh until they all pass out
And I promise you bro I won't have to call you collect.
Yeah, I just haven't made it yet

I just haven't made it yet.
Oh promise you girls,
You'll get to see my erector set.

I said fame fame fame fame
Fame fame fame fame
(I just haven't made it yet)
Fame fame fame fame
Fame fame
I just haven't made it yet.