Please watch your step
You can be clumsy
You've been known to crash land
While doing hand stands
And your tripping too.

Losing your balance has to stop now
Before you make a mistake
That leaves your friends agape
And you're cursing too.

I have to believe you are spastic
Everything gets in your way
I have to believe you are spastic
You're falling all over the place.

And if you decide to skydive
Will your parachute open wide
Will you still be alive
When you're through
Will you manage to survive
You fool.

From what I can tell
You're must see TV
You swore that you would never swear
Then you broke that glassware
And you're cursing too.

Watch every turn
Whatever you do
You weren't drunk on alcohol
When you walked into that wall
And you're tripping too.

I have to believe you are spastic
Everything gets in your way
I have to believe you are spastic
Please don't join the ballet.

And if you choose to swallow knives
Agony may arrive
Will you still be alive
When you're through
Will you manage to survive
You fool.

Hey
I have to believe you are spastic
Everything gets in your way
I have to believe you are spastic
You're falling all over the place.

And if you go near a beehive
There may be a thorn in your side
Will you still be alive
When you're through
Will you manage to survive
You fool.