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Song Parodies -> "Winona Ryder"

Original Song Title:

"The Low Rider"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Winona Ryder"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I discovered last night that Michael P. had this same idea for a parody in October of last year. Mine was done in June of last year but I'm posting it now because I didn't know about this website until earlier this year. Michael they say great minds think alike. I just don't know where that leaves you! Just kidding.
Her bones are broken, Winona Ryder.
Winona Ryder is a lot higher.

Winona Ryder she's far from poor.
Winona Ryder is a clothing whore.


Winona Ryder has twenty MD's, yeah.
Winona Ryder craves some sleep, yeah.

Winona Ryder can't save her ass now.
Winona Ryder can't escape her past.

Steal a few clothes, steal a few clothes steal a few clothes with me.
Steal a few clothes, steal a few clothes steal them for charity.

(alternate ending)

Pop a little pill, pop a little pill pop a little pill with me.
Pop a little pill, pop a little pill, do it for Timothy Leary.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Dylan Baranski - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
The name of the original song is just "Lowrider" not "The Lowrider".
Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Let's just say your Lindsay Lohan parody was considerably better. Just because an idea has already been done doesn't mean it can't be done again, especially for these celebs who keep doing stuff. The only way out of that is the way Anna Nicole Smith unwittingly took.

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