Now is it true you're retiring Bob?
Cause Sales is a bore and I want a new job.
I'll bring "sexy" back to the show.
Good luck to you at the retirement home.
I want a more exciting life.
Sometimes I want to shoot my Wife.
I want work to be like a game.
Breaking alarm clocks is so lame.

Holly Halstrom, Dian Parkinson, Gabrielle Tuite, yes you I'll caress.
We could play "spin the bottle" all night.
If I could host the "Price is Right".

Women will fight to see my undress,
or win a date as my houseguest.
Having guys on won't make sense.
I'd laugh or make rude comments.
Girls would have to guess what turns me on,
And even if they got the answer wrong,
I'd make all their dreams come true,
I'd make all their dreams come true.
Oh and...
Holly Halstrom, Dian Parkinson, Gabrielle Tuite, you'll be my best friend.
I can see us playing strip poker all night.
If I could host the "Price is Right".

I'll need help with legal advice.
When you lack morals fame has its price.
Don't think it's a joke. Being nude will be the new dress code.
I'll put those other game show hosts to shame.
I'll wake up excited. Work won't seem so lame.

Holly Halstom, Dian Parkinson, Gabrielle Tuite, you I'll possess.
Who wants to play "Doctor" with me tonight?
If I could host the "Price is Right".

Holly Halstrom, Dian Parkinson, Gabrielle Tuite, yes you I'll caress.
We could play "spin the bottle" all night.
If I could host the "Price is Right".
Host the "Price is Right". Host the "Price is Right".

Holly Halstrom, Dian Parkinson, Gabriell Tuite, you'll be my best friend.
I can see us playing strip poker all night.
If I could host the "Price is Right".

Holly Halstrom, Dian Parkinson, Gabrielle Tuite, you I'd like to possess.
Who wants to play "Doctor" with me tonight?
If I could host the "Price is Right".
Host the "Price is Right". Host the "Price is Right".