Fun Music Information -> Paul McCartney
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This is the most recent information about Paul McCartney that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Paul McCartney, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder, Paul McArtney, McCartney/WonderMusic Jokes:
Paul Mcartney has decided to bury the hatchet and bought his wife Heather a Xmas present. He has bought her a pure gold prosthetic leg. However it is not going to be her main Xmas present. It is only meant to be a stocking filler Submitted by: cougar
| One day Paul came home and said "I've got good news and bad news. First, the bad - Linda's dead. The good - we're going to McDonald's tonight!" Submitted by: dave
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: James Paul McCartney. Submitted by: Mona
Also known as: James Paul McCartney. Submitted by: Crazy Chester
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Macca. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Strange Offspring Names:
- Beatrice - I don't know why 'Hamburger" thinks the name Beatrice is 'gay.' It's a nice name, especially considering some of the names performers give their kids these days. And what is wrong with gay people anyway? Submitted by: Kitty
- Beatrice - Beatrice it's a girl name, duh, not a girl name. Beatrice is Dante's guide through paradise in his poem "The Divine Comedy". This is also the name of a character in Shakespear's play "Much Ado About Nothing". It's my favourite girls name, if one day i have a daughter i'll name her Beatrice Submitted by: Anna
- Beatrice - Its a beautiful name....my gramma's actually Submitted by: Dreamer
- Beatrice - "Beatrice" is a normal Italian girl's name. How can it be gay? Submitted by: Devil Master
- Beatrice - That's a gay name. Submitted by: hamburger
- James Luis McCartney - Paul's name and his late wife Linda's father's name. Submitted by: jess
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "All the Beatles films and "Give My Regards To Broad Street"." | None of the Beatles would be considered master thespians. - beegles |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Throwing Up" | "Coming Up" | beegles |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Bad Boy" | "Not Such A Bad Boy," Paul McCartney | Kathy |
| "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" | "Rinse The Raindrops," Paul McCartney | Kathy |
| "Lonely Night (Angel Face)" | "No More Lonely Nights," Paul McCartney | Kathy |
| "Over You" | "I Tried To Get Over You," Paul McCartney | Kathy |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Lie And Let Die" originally "Live And Let Die"
Ava Rice
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Stake It Away" originally "Take It Away"
George Straitjacket
"No More Lonely Knights" originally "No More Lonely Nights"
Eac Zeffron
"Coming UPS" originally "Coming Up"
Sir Paul, UPS is supposed to come to us!
A. Person
"Flaming Pipe" originally "Flaming Pie"
Terror Reid
"Flaming Pile" originally "Flaming Pie"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Fat At Home" originally "Eat At Home"
If you eat too much, maybe...
Josh
"Rake It Away" originally "Take It Away"
Naomi Swanson
"No More Lonely Fights" originally "No More Lonely Nights"
Naomi Swanson
"No More Lovely Nights" originally "No More Lonely Nights"
Darn, that beauty sleep is just not working!
Naomi Swanson
"Pull Of Kintyre" originally "Mull Of Kintyre"
Quark
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Eat meat in moderation lyrics accompanied by Musical Hands and Tire Pump solo.
You Tube: (Streaming YouTube Video)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Band On The Run" | "Man This Is Fun ( Slamming Odumba)" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Let Em In" | "Letter "n"" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Magneto And Titanium Man" | "Recycling Aluminum Cans" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Venue And Mars/rock Show" | "Venusian Cars/ Spock Show" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Venue And Mars/rock Show" | "Clock Show" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Maybe I'm Amazed" | "Maybe I'm Farm-Raised" | Jim Rotondo |
| "Live And Let Die" | "Remember Weirdalrocks" | The Bark Bark |
| "Ebony and Ivory" | "Parody and Misanthropy" | Dr. Oliver Clozoff |
| "Junior's Farm" | "Junior's Arm" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Band On The Run" | "Band Of The Nuns" | Alvin Rhodes |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Lovely Linda | Lindor Chocolates | pickle* |
| Too Many People | Feed The Hungry/CARE | beegles |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Let 'Em In | U.S. Border Patrol | toto2 |
| With A Little Luck | Gambling Helpline | Jeffrey Hope |
| Here,There and Everywhere | Pentegon Strategic Targets Commitee | Kevin Breslin |
| Live And Let Die | Funeral Agency | melrfaz |
| Spies Like Us | CIA | FussBudgetVanPelt |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Rabbit Run Eminem | Band On The Run Paul McCartney | Rabbit On The Run Run, Rabbit, Run! | Anonymous |
| I Want You Savage Garden | So Bad Paul McCartney | I Want You So Bad I want you...You know I want you so bad, babe... | Mickey D. |
| Queen of My Heart Westlife | Mull of Kintyre Paul McCartney | Queen of Kintyre | Hasina Ghani |
| Eternal Flame The Bangles | Flaming Pie Paul McCartney | Eternal Flaming Pie It just won't cool down. | Raphael |
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Misheard Lyrics:
"Ever Present Past"
Misheard Lyrics: I do, I do, I did
or Indeed, indeed, I did Original Lyrics: The things I think I did
| "Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics: Mulligan's tired
Original Lyrics: Mull of Kintyre
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"Hope Of Deliverance"
Misheard Lyrics: Hope my migarettes
Hold back the cigarettes Won't my migarettes from the door just that surrounds you Original Lyrics: Hope of deliverance
Hope of deliverance Hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds you | "Once Upon A Long Ago"
Misheard Lyrics: Picking up scales and broken coke
Original Lyrics: Picking up scales and broken chords
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Figure of Eight"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, figure it out for yourself, little girl
Don't go low where a doll 's nothing bother the day-glo In a big a**h***. Original Lyrics: Well, figure it out for yourself, little girl
Don't go nowhere at all It's nothing more than a tape loop In a big dance hall. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: SC The way Paul slurs the bridge of this song, I could never make sense of most of it. The last line, though, seemed to come through loud and clear, and I always wondered why he would toss that word into an otherwise inoffensive pop song for no apparent reason. Now that I've looked up the lyrics, all has been made clear. I'm just glad I never tried to sing my version in front of anyone. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Wonderful Christmastime"
Better Lyrics:
The partys on,
The feelin's here.
So gather round
And have a beer!
The feelin's here.
So gather round
And have a beer!
Original Lyrics:
The partys on,
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year.
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year.
Submitted by: Amber Wayland
"My Love Does it Good"
Better Lyrics:
I love the country food.
Original Lyrics:
My love does it good.
Submitted by: maryjane
Funny Lyrics:
"Lonely Road"
The Funny Lyrics: Dont wanna get hurt a seccond time around again
Why They're Funny: ha ha ha ha ha ha, this is his forth time then, if this is of course his seccond time getting hurt a seccond time, that makes four! I thought it was funny...
Submitted by: Mike Florio
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Live And Let Die"
The Repetitive Lyrics: But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in... Why They're Repetitive: 'In which we live' or 'We live in' not 'In which we live in'
Submitted by: Pete Moran
| "Live And Let Die"
The Repetitive Lyrics: If this ever changing world in which we live in
Why They're Repetitive: Not only is the second 'in' redundant, the whole phrase 'in which we live' is unnecessary. Obviously, we live in this world. 'If this ever changing world...makes you give in and cry...' would be the grammatically economic way of expressing his thought. Using some half-notes and whole notes with the shorter phrase could have accomplished this. But then again, Paul can't read music, can he?
Submitted by: Andy
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Live And Let Die"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Why They're Nonsensical: Prepositional nightmare!
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
| "Brown Eyed Handsome Man"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: The Venus DeMilo got the world
in the palm of her hand Why They're Nonsensical: The Venus DeMilo had no arms!
Submitted by: Pickle*
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Insulting Lyrics:
"when i'm 64"
The Insulting Lyrics: will you still,need me!,will you still,feed me,when i'm 64!
Why They're Insulting: a blatant insult to,anyone 64 yrs old!
Submitted by: THE BIG A
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Band On The Run"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: And the jailer man and Sailor Sam
Were searching ev'ryone For the band on the run Why They're Inappropriate: First, the jailer should be guarding the jail to see that the other inmates don't escape. The police are the ones who'd be looking for them. Second, what's a SAILOR got to do with anything? And third, why are they searching EVERYONE? Are there a lot of people who look like the fugitives?
Submitted by: Aristotle
| "Band On The Run"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run Why They're Inappropriate: Did I miss something? At what point did they start looking for rabbits?!
Submitted by: Aristotle
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Dated Lyrics:
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
The Dated Lyrics: When I get older, losing my hair,
Many years from now Will you still need me, Will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? Why They're Dated: Paul McCartney turned 64 on June 18, 2006.
Submitted by: Kathy
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Eat At Home"
The Dirty Lyrics: C'mon Little Lady, Lady Let's Eat In Bed!
Why They're Dirty: In the 70's 'Eat' meant more than having dinner!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Silly Love Songs"
Opening Lines: You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Man We Was Lonely"
The Lyrics: Man we was lonely, yes we was lonely.
Why: It would be proper that you say, "Man, we were lonely".
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Band Name Anagrams:
Pay Mr. Clean Cut Submitted by: Gary
I'm not sure what to make of this!
Song Title Anagrams:
"Pop! Safe Piece" originally "Pipes of Peace"
Submitted by: dxman
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Backseat of my Car"
The Lyrics: The lazy lights are pretty, we may end up in Mexico City.
Why: Mexico City
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Give Ireland Back To The Irish"
On February 19, 1972, Paul McCartney releases this song, his commentary about the Britain-Ireland conflict. The song is immediately banned by the BBC, but the notoriety the song receives from the banning only increases it's popularity in the U.K. and it soars into the Top 20.
Submitted by: Peter
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Long-Haired Lady" Length: 5:54
From McCartney's Second Solo Album "Ram"
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Super Short Pop Songs:
"The Lovely Linda" Length: 0:46
Nice and catchy
Submitted by: jdizzy
Song Title Acrostics:
MIA: "Maybe I'm Amazed"
As in the woman's name.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Lies Spike Us" originally "Spies Like Us"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
"Dive and Let Lie" originally "Live and Let Die"
Submitted by: ChuckyG
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Mall Cook Part Knee originally "Paul McCartney"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
Mall Kick Art Knee originally "Paul McCartney"
Submitted by: Auntie Gen
Crime Records:
"Serious Physical Abuse Against His Estranged Wife"
Subjected her to four violent attacks, including one in which he stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass. Continued to use illegal drugs and drink excessively, despite promises made before they married. Hurled abuse at his wife, calling her an 'ungrateful bitch'. Tried to prevent her breastfeeding, saying: 'They are my breasts.' Made her cancel a crucial operation because it interfered with his holiday plans. Objected 'vociferously' when she asked to buy an antique bedpan to save her crawling to the toilet at night.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Drug Possession"
Caught by immigration officials when traveling to Japan
Submitted by: ChuckyG
Hidden Tracks:
"Cosmically Concious"
After the whistling of "C'Mon People" from his 1993 album 'Off the Ground', you will hear another song with odd instruments. It's called "Cosmically Conscious" which was written in 1968 and never used until 25 years later.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Vegetarianism and Animal Rights"
McCartney was known for his action for Animal Rights and when he's on tour, he tells the concessions to not serve meat.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"A stupid divorce case that already ended"
I mean c'mon, shut up about him and Heather Mills, he is the most influential singer ever and all you have to talk about is his divorce?
Submitted by: Bill Braskey
"Being 'Dead'"
In the Beatles, he had a whole bunch of clues of him being dead. They said he was in a car accident 'at 5:00 as the day begins' and was replaced by some guy named William Campbell, better known as Billy Shears.
Submitted by: jdizzy
"His Hofner Bass"
Oh, his left-handed Hofner violin bass!
Submitted by: jdizzy
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Spies Like Us"
1985 film w/ Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
