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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Saturday In the SlumsSaturday In the ParkChicago2020-07-06
Corona PunkAtomic PunkVan Halen2020-07-20
Have a DoucheHitch a RideBoston2020-07-22
Asshaberdasher, AsscabaretZip-a-Dee-Doo-DahJames Baskett2020-07-23
Toilet At the EndMonster At the EndAnthrax2020-07-24
Howling Phone BoothsHowling FuriesAnthrax2020-07-27
Don't Wake Me Up Before You Go GoWake Me Up Before You Go-GoWham!2020-07-27
Unsafe BusinessSafe HomeAnthrax2020-07-27
Stealing From a TurdStealing From a ThiefAnthrax2020-07-28
LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome)Fade to BlackMetallica2020-07-29
Douche, DoucheTrapped Under IceMetallica2020-07-29
WaterMilkStormtroopers Of Death (SOD)2020-07-30
Let's Kill Santa ClauseHere Comes Santa ClauseGene Autry2020-07-30
There Goes Santa ClauseHere Comes Santa ClauseGene Autry2020-07-30
Postmenstrual Princess YellowsPremenstrual Princess BluesStormtroopers Of Death (SOD)2020-07-31
DickwippedPussywhippedStormtroopers Of Death (SOD)2020-08-03
Teenage Vaccum BagTeenage DirtbagWheatus2020-08-03
Jump In Ice WaterJump In the FireMetallica2020-08-06
Hand MirrorGhostbusters theme songRay Parker Jr.2020-08-07
You Fill Up My Head HeadAnnie's SongJohn Denver2020-08-10
Shitty Christmas!The Christmas SongNat King Cole2020-08-12
Jingle Bells, Batman SmellsJingle BellsJames Lord Pierpont‎2020-08-12
EnemabagTeenage DirtbagWheatus2020-08-13
Preteen DouchebagTeenage DirtbagWheatus2020-08-13
Cocaine ManIce Cream ManVan Halen2020-08-17
Jamie's PissingJamie's CryingVan Halen2020-08-17
Little SpermerLittle DreamerVan Halen2020-08-17
Saturday In the MallSaturday In the ParkChicago2020-08-17
The Toliet SongThe Vagina SongPig Vomit2020-08-17
Light BulbsBodiesDrowning Pool2020-08-19
ToiletsBodiesDrowning Pool2020-08-19
Saturday At the DumpSaturday In the ParkChicago2020-08-20
I'm ExtinguishedOn FireVan Halen2020-08-21
Worst Song EverBest Song EverOne Direction2020-08-21
Thank Satan I'm a City BoyThank God I'm a Country BoyJohn Denver2020-08-25
Trying to Flush Light Bulbs Down the ToiletTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band2020-08-25
Mind Over TPMind Over MetalRaven2020-08-26
Dishwasher RockAthletic RockRaven2020-08-27
The I-88 Bunghole SongThe I-95 Asshole SongFred Campbell2020-08-27
The Poddy SongThe Rodeo SongGary Lee and the Showdowns2020-08-27
Don't Start BelievingDon't Stop BelievingJourney2020-08-28
Ruin ScottowelsTake ControlRaven2020-08-28
I Spy, You Go PooElectric EyeJudas Priest2020-08-31
Big FaggotManeaterHall & Oates2020-08-31
Twisted Vaccum TubeTwisted TransistorKorn2020-08-31
Don't Be a HomophobeDon't Be a RacistKat McSnatch2020-08-31
Butt WagonManeaterHall & Oates2020-09-01
You Are a RatYou Are a CuntKat McSnatch2020-09-01
You're a Big Fizzy DoucheYou Are a CuntKat McSnatch2020-09-01
You're an EnemaYou're a DoucheFrom a 2½ Men episode2020-09-01
Running From COVID-19Running With the DevilVan Halen2020-09-04
Womaneater (2)ManeaterHall & Oates2020-09-04
WomaneaterManeaterHall & Oates2020-09-04
Trying to Flush My Poo Down the ToiletTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band2020-09-04
The Urinal SongThe Vagina SongPig Vomit2020-09-04
Puff, the Poddy DragonPuff, the Magic DragonPeter, Paul, and Mary2020-09-07
Saturn on HellEarth on HellAnthrax2020-09-07
Flush 'Em Till You Can'tFight 'Em Till You Can'tAnthrax2020-09-07
Who Let the Cat OutWho Let the Dog OutBaha Men2020-09-10
Re-flush 'Em Till You Can'tFight 'Em Till You Can'tAnthrax2020-09-10
Flood the ToiletHot for TeacherVan Halen2020-09-14
Misadventures of PissmanMisadventures of ShitmanGreen Jellÿ2020-09-14
El VirusElviraOak Ridge Boys2020-09-17
Don't Condomise Me -- I'm a PenusDon't Let the Sun Go Down On MeElton John2020-09-17
Shite in WhiteBack in BlackAC/DC2020-09-24
(I Need Some) Wipe of BungPhotographDef Leppard2020-09-28
I'm Going to Flush You Down the LooI'm Going to Kick You in the F**kRathergood fka. Seven Seconds of Love2020-09-28
I've Got an AndroidI've Got an IphoneRathergood fka. Seven Seconds of Love2020-09-29
I've Got a SamsungI've Got an Iphonerathergood fka. Seven Seconds of Love2020-09-30
Another Loo in the Wall (Pt. 2)Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2)Pink Floyd2020-10-05
On the Rag AgainOn the Road AgainWillie Nelson2020-10-05
Trying to Flush Away Paper TowelsTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band2020-10-05
(Our Hate) Throw It All Away(Our Love) Don't Throw It All AwayAndy Gibb2020-10-14
Bungholio / Break Some Light Bulbs Yo!Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In (The Flesh Failures)The 5th Dimension2020-10-16
Frothy the CrackheadFrosty the SnowmanGene Autry and the Cass County Boys2020-10-16
Rudolph the Stinky ReindeerRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerRobert L. May2020-10-16
Drinking PoddyBreathing LightningAnthrax2020-10-19
Swimming in UrineBreathing LightningAnthrax2020-10-19
Smokey the PotheadFrosty the SnowmanGene Autry and the Cass County Boys2020-10-19
Skunkie the Reeking ReindeerRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerRobert L. May2020-10-19
Plastic Thrashing PissedMetal Thrashing MadAnthrax2020-10-21
PODDY (2)BINGOMiscellaneous2020-10-26
1,000 Points of Love1,000 Points of HateAnthrax2020-10-29
Tempest FeverCat Scratch FeverTed Nugent2020-11-02
Burnt LodgeBlack LodgeAnthrax2020-11-02
(I Wanna Show) My Garbage Can to (Satan)(I Wanna Poop) in Diane Sawyer's MailboxWorm Quartet2020-11-02
(I Wanna Smite the) Devil with a (Golf Club)(I Wanna Poop) in Diane Sawyer's MailboxWorm Quartet2020-11-02
After-Poop DelightAfternoon DelightStarland Vocal Band2020-11-09
We Went to the Big Beach On Our Asses One DayHorse With No NameAmerica2020-11-09
Any Place Including HereAny Place But HereAnthrax2020-11-09
Fly, Fly, Fly My DroneRow, Row, Row Your BoatEliphalet Oram Lyte2020-11-09
In the GarbageIn the NavyThe Village People2020-11-13
Joy To the WorldJoy To the WorldIsaac Watts2020-11-13
Down the TolietIn the NavyThe Village People2020-11-16
In the WhizzerIn the NavyThe Village People2020-11-16
Fairly EvenParentsFairly OddParentsCartoon Themes2020-11-16
CrapBob PooPants themeSpongeBob SquarePants themeCartoon Themes2020-11-16
Kill the PiñatasViva Piñata theme songRare2020-11-16
The Piñatas are WastedViva Piñata theme songRare2020-11-16
Gary Garbear themeSpongeBob SquarePants themeCartoon Themes2020-11-17
Viva Die-ata (season 2 end themeViva Piñata (season 2 end theme)Rare2020-11-17
Viva Enemañata theme songViva Piñata theme song (season 1)Rare2020-11-17
Blinded by the DouchesBlinded by the LightManfred Mann and the Earth Band2020-11-20
Toi-LetBloodstoneJudas Priest2020-11-20
PropaneCocaineEric Clapton2020-11-30
Thursday At the PJsSaturday In the ParkChicago2020-11-30
Yellow Submarine (Hate the Fucking Thing)Yellow SubmarineThe Beatles2020-12-15
Yellow Submarine (Hate the Stupid Thing) (Clean vers.)Yellow SubmarineThe Beatles2020-12-17
Nineteenth Century (Analogue Boy)Twenty First Century (Digital Boy)Bad Religion2020-12-17
Ashamed of ToolsChain of FoolsAretha Franklin2020-12-23
Purple SubmarineYellow SubmarineThe Beatles2020-12-23
The I-101 Retard SongThe I-05 Asshole SongAugust & The Spur Of The Moment Band2020-12-30
Are You Dumber than a 1st Grader?Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?Cartoon Themes2020-12-30
Toilet Bowl (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Flush)Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long...Elton John2021-01-12
The Five Days of ChristmasThe Twelve Days of ChristmasFrederic Austin2021-01-15
UranatingReminiscingLittle River Band2021-02-02
There's a Hole in the BucketIf You're Happy and You Know ItJoe Raposo2021-02-18
Mr. Grey SkyMr. Blue SkyElectric Light Orchestra2021-03-03
Saturday At the StoreSaturday In the ParkChicago2021-03-08
Saturday In the LooSaturday In the ParkChicago2021-03-08
Sweat is the NightSweet is the NightElectric Light Orchestra2021-03-08
Hit the Head, JackHit the Road, JackRay Charles2021-03-10
The Toliet SongThe Vagina SongWilliam Bell2021-03-11
Hit the Head, Jack (2)Hit the Road, JackRay Charles2021-03-16
Wear a Mask, JackHit the Road, JackRay Charles2021-03-18
Hit the Loo, JackHit the Road, JackRay Charles2021-03-22
Hit the Sack, JackHit the Road, JackRay Charles2021-03-26
The FlusherThe GamblerKenny Rogers2021-05-20
Wreck the HallsDeck the HallsThomas Oliphant2021-05-20
Docta CloggaThe GamblerKenny Rogers2021-05-21
DefecatingReminiscingLittle River Band2021-06-02
PerspiratingReminiscingLittle River Band2021-06-04
Cry Me a RiverBuild Me Up ButtercupThe Foundations2021-06-07
Bar RescueGhostbustersRay Parker Jr.2021-06-08
Burn the Can, JackHit the Road, JackRay Charles2021-06-21
PissbottleGhostbustersRay Parker Jr.2021-06-21
Dabo GirlSugar SugarThe Archies2021-06-28
Walk Right In, Shit Right DownWalk Right InRooftop Singers2021-06-28
Bad Case Of Hating You (Docta Clogga)Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)Robert Palmer2021-06-28
Drag Queen of the RoadKing of the RoadRoger Miller2021-07-08
Drag Queen of the Road (safer for Christians)King of the RoadRoger Miller2021-07-19
Drag Queen of the Road (clean vers.)King of the RoadRoger Miller2021-07-21
Trying to Break Light Bulbs In the UrinalTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band2021-08-06
Trying to Smash Light Bulbs In the WhizzerTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band2021-08-06
Summer Stinkyland (PISS YOU!)Winter WonderlandFelix Bernard2021-08-06
Prince of the RoadKing of the RoadRoger Miller2021-08-30
Trying to Smash Light Bulbs In the Loud HouseTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band2021-09-06
Loud House (in the Middle of the Dump)Our HouseMadness2021-09-08
Asshaberdasher, AsscarabetZippity Doo DahJames Baskett2021-09-20
'Cause Santa Clause Stink's Tonight!Here Comes Santa ClauseGene Autry2021-09-27
There Goes Santa Clause (fixed vers.)Here Comes Santa ClauseGene Autry2021-09-28
I Just Called to Say I Hate YouI Just Called to Say I Love YouStevie Wonder2021-10-04
I've Been Working in the BathroomI've Been Working on the RailroadMarla Lewis2021-11-12
Face the Damn MusicListen to the MusicThe Doobie Brothers2021-11-15
Don't Hit the Head Before You Go GoWake Me Up Before Yo Go-GoWham!2021-11-22
Joy to the WorldJoy to the WorldIsaac Watts2021-12-06
Trying to Drop a Deuce in the WhizzerTrying To Live My Life Without YouBob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band2021-12-07
Santa Clause Went Poddy on a ReindeerGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerRandy Brooks2021-12-07
Really Fuxxored ChristmasHolly Jolly ChristmasBurl Ives2021-12-27
You're So LameYou're So VainCarly Simon2022-02-28
You're So Lame (I Bet You Break Light Bulbs)You're So VainCarly Simon2022-03-14