In the town where I was born
Lived a man who flushed his wee
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found the sea so mean
And we lived beneath the waves
In a piss-yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine
Hate the fucking thing, want to paint it green
We all live in a pee-pee submarine
Hate the fucking thing, want to paint it green

And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all live in a yellow submarine
Hate the fucking thing, want to paint it green
We all live in a pee-pee submarine
Hate the fucking thing, want to paint it green

Full steam ahead, Mister Boatswain, full steam ahead
Full steam ahead it is, Sergeant
Cut the cable! Drop the cable!
Aye-aye, sir, aye-aye
Captain! Captain!

As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us (Everyone of us) has all we need (Has all we need)
Sky of black (Sky of black) and sea of piss (Sea of piss)
In our pee-pee (In our pee-pee) submarine (Submarine, ha-ha!)

We all live in a yellow submarine
Hate the fucking thing, want to paint it green
We all live in a pee-pee submarine
Hate the fucking thing, want to paint it green
Want to live in a tampon submarine
Tampon submarine, tampon submarine