Up here in space, I’m looking down on you
My lasers trace everything you do
You think you’going #2 and no one sees you do
There is no true escape, I see you going poo

I’m made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the bathroom clean

I’m elected the toilet spy
I’m protected, the toilet eye

Always in focus, you can’t feel my stare
I zoom into you, but you don’t know I’m there
I take a pride in probing all your restroom moves
My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove

I’m made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the bathroom clean

I’m elected the toilet spy
I’m protected, the toilet eye

[Guitar Solo]

The toilet eye, in the sky
Feel my stare, always there
There’s nothing you can do about it
Develop and expose
I feed upon your every poo
And so my power grows

I’m made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the bathroom clean

I’m elected the toilet spy
I’m protected, the toilet eye
I’m elected the poo-poo spy
I’m protecting, defending the toilet eyyyyyyeeee