Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to burn, fifty cents
No phone, no food, some death, you can't have my crystal meth
Ah but, twelve hours of vaccuming buys a
Room that's really interesting
I'm a prince of means by all means, prince of the road

Third boxcar midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
New shirt and tennis shoes, I don't clean no frickin loos
I smoke old snipes I have found, long but not too big around
I'm a prince of means by all means, prince of the road

I shoot every engineer on every train*
All of the bungholes they all look the same
And every pawn shop that I can hock
Every gosh darn priest that's been defrocked
I sing...

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to burn, fifty cents
No phone, no food, some death, you can't have my crystal meth
Ah but, twelve hours of vaccuming buys a
Room that's really interesting
I'm a prince of means by all means, prince of the road

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to burn, fifty cents
No phone, no food, some death, you can't have my crystal meth
Ah but, twelve hours of vaccuming buys a
Room that's really interesting
I'm a prince of means by all means, prince of the road...