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Song Parodies -> "Douche, Douche"

Original Song Title:

"Trapped Under Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Douche, Douche"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

I don't know how to live through this douche
Woken up, I'm still real fucking smooshed
Cracked-up soul, cleaning down to the core
Break the Fleet, I can't take anymore

Cleaning
Can't drive at all
Cleaning
Can't see my left ball
I am taking Eliquis
Drop out
I'm real tired of this

Have a douche, as I lay here and rest
Plastic douchenozzle of fucking death
From deep sleep I have broken away
No one knows, no one hears what I say

Cleaning
Can't drive at all
Cleaning
Can't see my left ball
I am taking Eliquis
Drop out
I'm real tired of this

Scream from my gnards
Fate, non-mystified
Douche forever more

Scream from my gnards
Fate, non-mystified
Douche forever more

No release from my dystonic state
What is this I've been stricken by fate
Wrapped up tight, cannot move, can't break free
Hand of Massengill has a tight grip on me

Cleaning
Can't drive at all
Cleaning
Can't see my left ball
I am taking Eliquis
Drop out
I'm real tired of this

Cleaning
Can't drive at all
Cleaning
Can't see my left ball
I am taking Eliquis
Drop out
I'm real tired of this

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