-> "Ashamed of Tools"
Original Song Title:
"Chain of Fools"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ashamed of Tools"
The Lyrics
Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
Ashamed of tools
For five long years
I thought you were my man
But I found out, douchebag
I'm just a rasp in your toolkit
You got me where you want me
I ain't nothing but your cooter
You treated me mean
Oh, you treated me like a scooter
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Ashamed of tools
Every tool
Has got a weak point
I might be weak, yeah
But I'll give you cooties, oh, hey
You told me to leave you alone
My father said, "FUCK YOU!"
My doctor said, "AND THE HORSE THAT RODE YOU IN!"
Oh, but your hating is much too weak
I've added to your shame, shame, shame
(So ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
You're ashamed of tools
One of these mornings
The shame is gonna blow
But up until the day
I'm gonna take all I can take, oh hey
Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
You're ashamed of tools, oh
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools) Oh
Shame, shame, shame
You're ashamed of tools, oh yeah
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