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Song Parodies -> "Ashamed of Tools"

Original Song Title:

"Chain of Fools"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Ashamed of Tools"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
Ashamed of tools

For five long years
I thought you were my man
But I found out, douchebag
I'm just a rasp in your toolkit
You got me where you want me
I ain't nothing but your cooter
You treated me mean
Oh, you treated me like a scooter

Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Ashamed of tools

Every tool
Has got a weak point
I might be weak, yeah
But I'll give you cooties, oh, hey
You told me to leave you alone
My father said, "FUCK YOU!"
My doctor said, "AND THE HORSE THAT RODE YOU IN!"
Oh, but your hating is much too weak

I've added to your shame, shame, shame
(So ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
You're ashamed of tools

One of these mornings
The shame is gonna blow
But up until the day
I'm gonna take all I can take, oh hey

Shame, shame, shame
(Shame, shame, shame)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools)
You're ashamed of tools, oh

Shame, shame, shame
(You're ashamed of tools) Oh
Shame, shame, shame
You're ashamed of tools, oh yeah

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