Song Parodies -> "Stealing From a Turd"

Original Song Title:

"Stealing From a Thief"

Original Performer:

"Stealing From a Turd"

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The Lyrics

Don't want to lie like my fence had
Don't want to lie like my Charmin has
Don't want to live by assiton assimilators
Don't want to live the great no-no
I want a life, not a name online
I want to live it in real time
I want a life just so I can be
I never asked what was in it for me
I never asked what was in it for me

Stealing from a turd
My humanity
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the fece
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency

As a kid I'd play in the toilet
As a man I play in the urinal
As a kid I'd do anything
As a man I do everything

I live my centered and humane
I live my life like a man insane
I live my life just so I can be
I never asked what was in it for me
I never asked what was in it for me

Stealing from a turd
My humanity
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the fece
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency

I get up, I get up, I drop a stool
I grab a hold and reach way down
To find the chrome handle on the cistern
I don't need to control my pee
If I don't like what I see

I never asked why nobody flushed it down

Stealing from a turd
My humanity
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the beast
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency

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