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Song Parodies -> "Howling Phone Booths"

Original Song Title:

"Howling Furies"

Original Performer:

Anthrax

Parody Song Title:

"Howling Phone Booths"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Abandon all hope for those who dial
'Cause there ain't too much of that up here
A clouded mist in a darkened phone booth
And you ain't got a dime 'cos the end is near

Now you're up here, you're gonna all pay
'Cause the howling phone booths want to come out and play
You're headed for doom, you'd better prepare
Cause in this part of the woods almost anything's fair, yeah

You lied and cheated on your damn pay phone
You met your end with a heavy tome
We laughed when you died, you sit in your grave
Just waiting to turn into Saxon slave

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