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Song Parodies -> "Wreck the Halls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
Thomas Oliphant
Parody Song Title:
"Wreck the Halls"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
Wreck the halls with bent axe handles
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to play mandels
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Putting on our faggoty clothes
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
You can smell them with your damn nose
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the blazing church before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Smash the harp and leave the chorus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in lust & sadness
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I yell about the badness
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away the old year pisses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fuck the new year, lads and missus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we tearful, all together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to play mandels
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Putting on our faggoty clothes
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
You can smell them with your damn nose
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the blazing church before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Smash the harp and leave the chorus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in lust & sadness
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I yell about the badness
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away the old year pisses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fuck the new year, lads and missus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we tearful, all together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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