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Song Parodies -> "Toilet Bowl (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Flush)"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long..."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Toilet Bowl (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Flush)"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

It packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour: 9:00am
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I smoke dope way too much, I miss my knife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
'Til flushdown brings me 'round again to crush
I'm not the loo they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a toilet bowl
Toilet bowl, I'll always be there to eat your poo
Toilet bowl, and I'll really even drink your poddy too

And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
'Til flushdown brings me 'round again to crush
I'm not the loo they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a toilet bowl
Toilet bowl, I'll always be there to eat your poo

Mars ain't the kind of place to flush the john
In fact, it's cold as hell
The toilet water is just a big solid block of ice
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job seven days a week
A toilet bowl
A toilet bowl

And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
'Til flushdown brings me 'round again to crush
I'm not the loo they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a toilet bowl
Toilet bowl, I'll always be there to eat your poo
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
'Til flushdown brings me 'round again to crush
I'm not the loo they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a toliet bowl
Toilet bowl, I'll always be there to eat your poo
Toilet bowl, and I'll really even drink your poddy too

And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush
And I think it's gonna be a long, long flush

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