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Song Parodies -> "(I Wanna Smite the) Devil with a (Golf Club)"
Original Song Title:
"(I Wanna Poop) in Diane Sawyer's Mailbox"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Worm Quartet
Parody Song Title:
"(I Wanna Smite the) Devil with a (Golf Club)"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club
And not just 'cause I'm tryin' to win the PGA
It's just that I think that he's a total asshaberdasher
And I wanna know what he thinks about my Callaway!
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club
Preferably in the driveway of my dad's
I'm hoping that he'll take a good long look at it and shout,
"O FUCK THAT GOLF CLUB HEAD IS ZOOMING TOWARD MY NADS!!!"
And I'd say, "PISS OFF SATAN SING LIKE BABS!!!"
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club (with a golf club)
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club (with a golf club)
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club (with a golf club
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club PLEASE TEE UP!!!
And not just 'cause I'm tryin' to win the PGA
It's just that I think that he's a total asshaberdasher
And I wanna know what he thinks about my Callaway!
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club
Preferably in the driveway of my dad's
I'm hoping that he'll take a good long look at it and shout,
"O FUCK THAT GOLF CLUB HEAD IS ZOOMING TOWARD MY NADS!!!"
And I'd say, "PISS OFF SATAN SING LIKE BABS!!!"
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club (with a golf club)
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club (with a golf club)
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club (with a golf club
I wanna smite the devil with a golf club PLEASE TEE UP!!!
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