Gonna find my Camel, gonna smoke it right
Gonna grab some after-poop delight
My motto's always been "When I've shat, it's right"
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be here any way

Thinking of a smoke working up my appetite
Looking forward to a little after-poop delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of pooping & smoking is getting so exciting

Camel cigarettes alight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you've got some bait a waiting and I think I might
Like smoking up a little after-poop delight

Camel cigarettes alight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight

Please' be waiting by the toliet when I come around
I could do a lot of smoking 'fore the sun goes down

Thinking of a smoke working up my appetite
Looking forward to a little after-poop delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of pooping & smoking is getting so exciting

Camel cigarettes alight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight
After-poop delight