I used to smash five packs soft-whites a day
It was the hardest thing to flush them away
I drank forty five bottles of pop
I kept a cup in my hand plus a mop

Breaking those habits
Was hard to do
But nothin' compared to the changes
That you put me through

Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It was the hardest burden I'll ever bear

I had the worst reputation in town
For chasing all the electricians around
I thought changing my way of living was hard to do
But it's nothin' compared to the changes that I've gone through

I've gulped everything I tried to gulp
But it's gonna take a miracle to find an unbroken bulb

Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear