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Song Parodies -> "Ruin Scottowels"

Original Song Title:

"Take Control"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ruin Scottowels"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Up to here with Scottowels
No we can't take no more
It's time to tear off what we can
And even up the score

Tear those bitches off
Take our chances with both hands
Lose control
Ain't gonna rip it
Gonna lose control now!

Work Scottowels to the core
We're fighting with paper
Our backs may be against the wall
But smell my anal vapour

We're watching and we're waiting
In position, paper towels
We're too far gone to go back now
It's now or never, OWLS!

Clumps of paper behind us
As we assume command
We're going up and we won't ever stop
It's time we made a stand

Tear those bitches off
Take our chances with both hands
Lose control
Ain't gonna rip it
Gonna ruin Scottowels...NOW!

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