Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Drag Queen of the Road (safer for Christians)"

Original Song Title:

"King of the Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Drag Queen of the Road (safer for Christians)"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to trash, fifty cents
No phone, no food that's hot, I ain't got no fucking pot
Ah but, twelve hours of pushing broom buys a
Eight by twelve four foot room
I'm a queen of means by all means, drag queen of the road

Third boxcar midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't clean no fucking loos
I smoke old snipes I have found, long but not too big around
I'm a queen of means by all means, drag queen of the road

That's why every engineer on every train
All of the assholes they all look the same
And every restroom in every town
And every clock that ain't clocked when no one's around
I sing...

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to trash, fifty cents
No phone, no food that's hot, I ain't got no fucking pot
Ah but, twelve hours of pushing broom buys a
Eight by twelve four foot room
I'm a queen of means by all means, drag queen of the road

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to trash, fifty cents
No phone, no food that's hot, I ain't got no fucking pot
Ah but, twelve hours of pushing broom buys a
Eight by twelve four foot room...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rogermiller58.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 204