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Song Parodies -> "Any Place Including Here"

Original Song Title:

"Any Place But Here"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Any Place Including Here"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Beneath the breath you take
Still you're gasping for water
Feet and feet you move
Into the trash you stare
Running form the plight
Elmer's glue breaks hold
And that hunger's hanging up
But never to the fold

With endurance
As the Earth behind you reeks
You can smell the stench
Keep your will and never run

Come on, follow closely
Come on,start this slavery
Come on, where you're going
Any place including here

And you pray for less hope
So this will run its course
Every day you move
Handcuffs they lose their force
Abandon all you know
So destitution seeks
United in despair
Still makes it easier to eat meats

With nose-blindness
As the earth behind you stinks
You can smell the stench
But your need for dying fails
A logical reason for being
Is quickly floating away
People prove fiendishly greedy
Each time you try to believe
It's hard to be defiant
There's ways to kill the giant
Slaughtered by guns.

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Total Votes: 3

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