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Song Parodies -> "LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome)"

Original Song Title:

"Fade to Black"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome)"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Dick it seems to fade away
Getting softer every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to fuck
Simply nothing more to cluck
There is nothing more for me
Need Viagra to set me free

Things not what they used to be
Limp dick one inside of me
Deathly loss this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing limpness taking dawn
I was weak but now, I'm gone

No one but me can save my cock, but its too late
Now I can't pee, think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though it never was flaccid
Penile death greets me, now I'll just take some acid
ACCCCCIIIIDDDDD!!!

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