I used to break five packs soft-whites a day
It was the hardest thing to flush them away
I drank four or five bottles of pop
I kept a bulb in my hand plus a mop

Breaking those habits
Was hard to do
But nothin' compared to the changes
That you put me through

Trying to smash light bulbs in the Loud House
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the Loud House
It was the hardest burden I'll ever bear

I had the best reputation in town
For chasing all the bulb salesmen around
I thought changing my way of living was hard to do
But it's nothing compared to the changes that I've gone through

I've wiped everything I tried to wipe
But it's gonna take a miracle to find Clyde McBride

Trying to smash light bulbs in the Loud House
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the Loud House
It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear