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Song Parodies -> "I Just Called to Say I Hate You"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Called to Say I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Called to Say I Hate You"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

No New Year's Day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day

No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called
To say
I hate you
I just called
To tell you you're a douche!
I just called
To say
Screw you too
And I mean it from my fucking pissbladder!

No summer's high
No warm July
No harvest moon to light one tender August night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies

No Libra sun
No Halloween
No giving thanks to all the Christmas hate you bring
But what it is, though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do

I just called
To say
I hate you
I just called
To tell you you're a douche!
I just called
To say
Screw you too!
And I mean it from my fucking pissbladder!

I just called
To say
I hate you
I just called
To tell you you're a douche!
I just called
To say
Screw you too!
And I mean it from my fucking pissbladder!

I just called
To say
I hate you
I just called
To tell you you're a douche!
I just called
To say
Screw you too!
And I mean it from my fucking pissbladder!
HUGE bladder full of piss!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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Wendy Soane - July 20, 2022 - Report this comment
Horrible and totally unnecessary abuse of an iconic and beautiful song. If you are not able to compose your very own original song, you have missed your vocation. Keep searching until you find your own talent and stop messing with others’. Sure you can if you stop wasting time and keep trying.
Agrimorfee - July 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Wendy, what did you expect when you came to this site? Fluffy bunnies and rainbow-speckled unicorns? Cactus, I wish at first you could have had less simple lifting of the OS, but the build of utter hatred made it payoff. Your bitter hatred rates you a 555.
CML - July 22, 2022 - Report this comment
This is not an opinion one way or the other, but how in the world did this amass almost 1500 views ... yet only 4 scores

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