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Song Parodies -> "There Goes Santa Clause (fixed vers.)"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Clause"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"There Goes Santa Clause (fixed vers.)"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

***NSFC*** (Not Safe For Children)
There goes Santa Clause
There goes Santa Clause
Right off Santa Clause Lane
Rudolph and Prancer and all his reindeer
Pissing on the reins
Sleigh bells burning
Children turning
O what a horrible sight.
Piss your bed
Before you're dead
Cuz Santa Clause stink's tonight!!!

There goes Santa Clause
There goes Santa Clause
Right off Santa Clause Lane
He's got a bag that's filled with drugs
For boys and girls again
Sleigh bells breaking
Children aching
O what a terrible sight.
Piss your bed
Before you're dead
Cuz Santa Clause stink's tonight!!!

There goes Santa Clause
There goes Santa Clause
Right off Santa Clause Lane
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He hates you just the same
Santa Clause knows we're all Satan's children
That makes everything right
So empty your hearts of Christmas cheer
'Cuz Santa Clause stink's tonight

There goes Santa Claus
There goes Santa Claus
Right off Santa Clause Lane
He'll come around when chimes ring out
That it's Christmas morn' again
Hell on Earth will come to all
If we just follow the light
So let's give fucks to the devil below
'Cuz Santa Clause stink's tonight

There goes Santa Claus
There goes Santa Claus
Right off Santa Clause Lane
Satan and Lucifer and all his minions
Pissing on the reins
Sleigh bells burning
Children turning
O what a horrible sight.
Piss your bed
Before you're dead
Hang dead socks and cuss your prayers
'Cuz Santa Clause strikes tonight!!!
"Fixed vers." because I accidentally left out one of the lines; I also changed a few of the lyrics.

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Jonathan - September 28, 2021 - Report this comment
so edgy...

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