Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to trash, fifty cents
No phone, no food that's hot, I ain't got no goddam pot
Ah but, twelve hours of pushing broom buys a
Eight by twelve four foot room
I'm a man of means by all means, drag queen of the road

Third boxcar midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
Brand new damn suit and shoes, I don't clean no fucking loos
I smoke old snipes that I have found, short but not too big around
I'm a man of means by all means, drag queen of the road

That's why every engineer on every train
All of the assholes they all look the same
And every restroom in every town
And every clock that ain't clocked when no one's around
I sing...

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to trash, fifty cents
No phone, no food that's hot, I ain't got no goddam pot
Ah but, twelve hours of pushing broom buys a
Eight by twelve four foot room
I'm a man of means by all means, drag queen of the road

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to trash, fifty cents
No phone, no food that's hot, I ain't got no goddam pot
Ah but, twelve hours of pushing broom buys a
Eight by twelve four foot room...