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Song Parodies -> "Jamie's Pissing"
Original Song Title:
"Jamie's Crying"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Jamie's Pissing"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
She saw the look in his eyes
And she knew better
He wanted urine tonight, ah
And it was now or never
He made her feel so sad
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Now Jamie wouldn't wipe her cooter
She knew he'd forget her
And so they said goodnight, ooh
And now he's gone forever
She wants to send him a bottle, a-yeah yeah
A-just to trying to empty her bladder
The label read, "Gimme (gimme some pee sometime")
But she knows what that'll get her
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Now Jamie's used the john before (ahh)
And she knows what Charmin's for (ahh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahh)
Than locking the door, whoo
She wants to send him a bottle, a-yeah yeah
A-just to trying to empty her bladder
The label read, "Gimme (gimme some pee sometime")
But she knows what that'll get her
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
And she knew better
He wanted urine tonight, ah
And it was now or never
He made her feel so sad
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Now Jamie wouldn't wipe her cooter
She knew he'd forget her
And so they said goodnight, ooh
And now he's gone forever
She wants to send him a bottle, a-yeah yeah
A-just to trying to empty her bladder
The label read, "Gimme (gimme some pee sometime")
But she knows what that'll get her
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Now Jamie's used the john before (ahh)
And she knows what Charmin's for (ahh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahh)
Than locking the door, whoo
She wants to send him a bottle, a-yeah yeah
A-just to trying to empty her bladder
The label read, "Gimme (gimme some pee sometime")
But she knows what that'll get her
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
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