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Song Parodies -> "Pissbottle"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

If there are full bladders, in you neighborhood,
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
If there's a lot of wee and it don't look good,
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
I ain't afraid of no pee.
I ain't afraid of no pee.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
An invisible bladder, hiding in your bed,
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
I ain't afraid of no pee.
I ain't afraid of no pee.
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
I ain't afraid of no pee.
I hear it hates the urinal
I ain't afraid of no pee.
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle)
Mm... if you've had a knee
On a big 'ol wee
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
Pissing makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no pee
Don't get caught alone oh no...(Pissbottle!)
When it goes under your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)
Ooh... Better pick up your...(Pissbottle)
Better pick up your...(Pissbottle)
Ah, Better pick up your...(Pissbottle!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   14

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Patrick - June 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Every parody I've read today has the same vote total. I see Russian collusion. Where do we go to storm the Capitol of AIR? I think I know where I can rent a Sasquatch costume.
Cactus Impersonator - June 23, 2021 - Report this comment
I just noted the same thing as well. "Methinks" that Trump still has power that has thus far gone undetected. :-/

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