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Song Parodies -> "There Goes Santa Clause"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Clause"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"There Goes Santa Clause"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

There goes Santa Clause!
There goes Santa Clause!
Right down Santa Clause Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
are pulling on the reins.
Bells are breaking, children screeaming;
All is covered with piss.
Yank your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Clause you will miss.

There goes Santa Clause!
There goes Santa Clause!
Right down Santa Clause Lane!
He's got a bag filled with sex toys
for the fags and lezzies again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle crash,
Everything reeks like piss.
Jump to the window, throw up the sash,
'Cause Santa Clause you will miss.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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