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Song Parodies -> "The Five Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Frederic Austin
Parody Song Title:
"The Five Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
A cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the second day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the third day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the fourth day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Four shitting birds
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the fifth day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
FIVE POLONIUM RINGS!!!
Four shitting birds
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
My false love sold to me
A cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the second day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the third day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the fourth day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Four shitting birds
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
On the fifth day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
FIVE POLONIUM RINGS!!!
Four shitting birds
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!
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