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Song Parodies -> "The I-88 Bunghole Song"
Original Song Title:
"The I-95 Asshole Song"
Original Performer:
Fred Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"The I-88 Bunghole Song"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
Well I was driving down I-88 the other night
Some butt wagon nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get pissed
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...
Were you born a bunghole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a bunghole tonight
Yes you're a B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're a bunghole tonight
You were a bunghole yesterday
You're a bunghole tonight
And I've got a feeling
You'll be a bunghole the rest of your life
(Instrumental Break)
And I was talking to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were a bunghole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"
And all your friends are bungholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got a bunghole for a wife
Were you born a bunghole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a BUUUUUUUNNNNG...hole tonight
Some butt wagon nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get pissed
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...
Were you born a bunghole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a bunghole tonight
Yes you're a B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're a bunghole tonight
You were a bunghole yesterday
You're a bunghole tonight
And I've got a feeling
You'll be a bunghole the rest of your life
(Instrumental Break)
And I was talking to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were a bunghole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"
And all your friends are bungholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got a bunghole for a wife
Were you born a bunghole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a BUUUUUUUNNNNG...hole tonight
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Looks like you mostly switched one vulgarity for another. This record used to turn up in the jukebox discards back in the 1980's. I had several copies. They may still be gathering dust somewhere. Again, I challenge anyone with the cojones to take on "She Ran Off With Buck". If you do, I'll tell the story of the time I first heard it.
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