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Song Parodies -> "Worst Song Ever"

Original Song Title:

"Best Song Ever"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Song Ever"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Maybe it's the way he ran
Straight into my heart and burned it
Through the doors and past the guards
Just like he already owned it

I said, "Can you put out the damn fire?"
He said, "Never in your wildest dreams"

And we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
We knew just one line now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I will forget him
'Cause we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went nope, nope, nope
I think it goes

Said his name was Freddy Krueger
And his daddy was a dentist
Said I had a poddy mouth (I got a poddy mouth)
He pissed on me like he meant it

I said, "Can I take you dumpster diving?"
He said, "Never in your wildest dreams"

And we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
We knew just one line now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I will forget him
'Cause we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went nope, nope, nope
I think it goes

You know, I know, you know I'll fuckin forget you
And I know, you know, I know you'll fuckin forget me
And you know, I know, you know I'll fuckin forget you
And I know, you know, I hope you'll fuckin forget how we danced, how we danced
1, 2 - 1, 2, 3

How we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
(How we danced!)
We knew just one line now I can't remember
(We knew one stupid line)
How it goes but I know that I will forget him
'Cause we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
We danced, we danced
And it goes something like this
And we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
We knew just one line now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I will forget him
(I know that I will forget him)
'Cause we danced two seconds to the worst song ever
(worst song ever!)
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went nope, nope, nope
I think it goes

Worst song ever
It was the worst song ever
It was the worst song ever
It was the worst song ever

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Dylan Baranski - August 21, 2020 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but here's 5s anyways because One Direction sucks so bad.

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