You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
You broke that poor boy's heart

You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
You should have told the truth right from the start

But my intentions were wick
I was no slave to my dick
I wanted him to love me for me

He does have lots of riches
Which attracts a lot of male bitches

Thank you Alan
But you'll never be on Glee
- O, crap

If I may throw in my two cents
Your love was based on a pretense
Your relationship with mother is to blame

You didn't suckle on her boobies
You self-medicate with doobies
Which explains why you used a made-up name
- Cue the refrain

You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
Everything you said was a lie

You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
But you're still a really, really handsome guy
- Thank you

Then what am I to do
So I don't always live with you

Wow, that hurts my feelings
But since I live there, beneath your ceilings
I'll bite the pillow like the prison faggots do
- Ooooh

If he gives me one more chance
We can have a real romance
- If he doesn't we can party in my pants

Excuse me, no disrespect
But I have to interject
What makes you think you can steal the show

'Cause I'm a homo
(You're so clearly from L.A.)
Yes I'm a homo
(And he will always be that way)
I'm a homo
(Or as his Jersey friends would say)
Yo, badda bing, he's a big old mofo

Excuse me, but we seem to be digressing
And I find it to be quite distressing
Can we sing about the problem that's at hand
Can Ethan get over Sam and love who I am

You're confusing me for someone who gives a damn
- So, bottom line

You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
And I'll die sad and alone

You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
Hold it everybody - that's my phone

Hello, Ethan?
- You're an enema! {phone slams down}

Enema, enema, enema, enema
Enemaey enema enema enema
- Enemmmmmaaa, you're an enema - oh, what an enema

You couldn't say it meaner
I'm a big bunghole cleaner
Didn't do what I ought to
I'm mineral oil and water

On this we all agree
(Oh yes, we all agree)
Oh good, you finally see
To shining sea

Give me an E-N-E-M-A - Enema
Give me an E-N-E-M-A - Enema
Give me an E-N-E-M-A - Enema
- Drum roll

You're an enema, you're an enema
Just a big fizzy enema
- And that's all I'll ever be

You're an enema, you're an enema
You're a big fizzy enema
And that's all you'll ever be

Enema!