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Song Parodies -> "Little Spermer"
Original Song Title:
"Little Dreamer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Little Spermer"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
They may talk about you cold when you were
Headed for the dirt
But you were young and bold and baby didn't that
Change with a build of a yurt
Now no one's talking 'bout those
Crazy days gone by
No one talks about the
Time you died
(Oooh) Little spermer
(Oooh) Uh, little spermer
And then they went and they voted you
Most likely to fuck up
I hadda tell them baby, you were armed with
All the yuk yuk!
Seems no one's talking 'bout those
Crazy days gone past
Weren't they amazed when you were
Really last
(Oooh) You are the little spermer
(Oooh) You were the little spermer, yeah, yeah
Yeah they talk about you cold when you were
Headed for the dirt
But you were young and bold and baby didn't that
Change with the build of a yurt
Seems no one's talking 'bout the
Crazy days gone past
Weren't they amazed when you were
Really last
(Oooh) You are the little spermer
(Oooh) Little spermer, oh yeah, oh
(Oooh) Little spermer
(Oooh) Little spermer
Headed for the dirt
But you were young and bold and baby didn't that
Change with a build of a yurt
Now no one's talking 'bout those
Crazy days gone by
No one talks about the
Time you died
(Oooh) Little spermer
(Oooh) Uh, little spermer
And then they went and they voted you
Most likely to fuck up
I hadda tell them baby, you were armed with
All the yuk yuk!
Seems no one's talking 'bout those
Crazy days gone past
Weren't they amazed when you were
Really last
(Oooh) You are the little spermer
(Oooh) You were the little spermer, yeah, yeah
Yeah they talk about you cold when you were
Headed for the dirt
But you were young and bold and baby didn't that
Change with the build of a yurt
Seems no one's talking 'bout the
Crazy days gone past
Weren't they amazed when you were
Really last
(Oooh) You are the little spermer
(Oooh) Little spermer, oh yeah, oh
(Oooh) Little spermer
(Oooh) Little spermer
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