Friday night, it was heavy
I was walking you home
My armpits were all sweaty
And I was dreaming of the night
Would it turn out right?

How to tell my mitts
I want Mitchum for my sweaty pits
Tell you that it's true
I want to make you understand
I'm talking about a lifetime plan

That's the way it began
We were hand-in-hand
Megadeth is the band
Was better than before
We yelled and screamed for more

And the damn Anthrax tune (night and day)
Made us dance across the room
It ended all too soon
On the way back home
I promised you'd never be alone

Hurry, don't be late
I can hardly wait
I said to myself when we're old
We'll go sweating in the dark
Dripping through the park
And perspirating

Friday night, it was heavy
I was walking you home
My armpits were all sweaty
And I was dreaming of the night
Would it turn out right?

Now as the years roll on
Each time we hear our favourite song
The memories come along
Older times we're missing
Spending the hours perspirating

Hurry, don't be late
I can hardly wait
I said to myself when we're old
We'll go sweating in the dark
Dripping through the park
And perspirating

[Trumpet Solo Outro]