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Song Parodies -> "Bar Rescue"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Bar Rescue"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

I used to watch Bar Rescue when I had cable TV; now that it's on Pluto TV I'm watching it frequently again.
Bar Rescue!
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If it's a foamy keg, 'cause it's running warm
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
If the liquor's short, and it's running out
Who can you call (Jon Taffer)
The owner's in deep debt,
Oh who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I hear it likes new stools
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Mm... if you've had a booger
On your cheap hamburger
You better call Bar Rescue
Rescuing makes me feel good
I ain't 'fraid of no bars

Don't get caught alone oh no... Bar Rescue
When Jon comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I guess you better call (Bar Rescue)
Ooh... who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Ah, I think you better call (Bar Rescue)

I can't hear you... (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Jon Taffer)
Louder! (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you can call (Bar Rescue)...
(fade to black)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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CML - June 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Good match of parody subject and original song (OS) ... Once you've got that, you're halfway home

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