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Song Parodies -> "Frothy the Crackhead"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Parody Song Title:

"Frothy the Crackhead"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Frothy the Crackhead was a really big bunghole
With a glass crack stem and a lighter nose
And two eyes that burn your soul

Frothy the Crackhead is a faggot tale, they say
He was made of coke but the children know
How he ruled in Hell one day
There must have been some good meth in
That old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
His heart began to pound!
Oh, Frothy the Crackhead
Was as dead as he could be
And the children say he could scream and pout
Just the same as you and me

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frothy stop
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Because he eats a mop!

Ooh Frothy the Crackhead
Knew the sun was going nova
So he said, "Let's run and hide and stay inside
Before I do the Bossa Nova."
Down to the village
With a douche bag in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying "catch me if you can!"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the fucking pigs
And he only paused a moment when
He heard them cock their sigs

Oh, Frothy the Crackhead
He became worm food one day
Hit his head on the toliet seat
And he!

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frothy stop
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Because he eats a mop!
In the phrase, "Hit his head on the toliet seat" the word, "toilet" is deliberately misspelled so that it has three syllables and therefore makes the lyric "work"; it is pronounced, "toa LYE' et".

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Patrick - October 16, 2020 - Report this comment
A bit more coherent than drug abuse, but not much. Invokes some scary images. Does "eating a mop" have some slang meaning, or is it simply literal?
Druggs Sukk - October 18, 2020 - Report this comment
Fukked upp. I could write a better parody than that when I'm stoned.
Cactus Impersonator - October 19, 2020 - Report this comment
@Patrick: "Eating a mop" in this sense is literal; I had to find a word that rhymed with, "stop" so, "mop" it was. :-)

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