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Song Parodies -> "Let's Kill Santa Clause"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Clause"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Let's Kill Santa Clause"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Let's kill the fat bastard!
Comet and Rudolph and all his reindeer
Choking on the tar.
Bells are breaking, children screaming;
All is covered with piss.
Yank your stockings and get your guns,
'Cause Santa Clause you won't miss.
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Murder the fat bastard!
He's got a bag that's filled with coal
For all of those tubs of lard.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle and crash,
Everything reeks like piss.
Jump to the window, throw up the sash,
'Cause Santa Clause you won't miss.
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Let's kill the fat bastard!
Comet and Rudolph and all his reindeer
Choking on the tar.
Bells are breaking, children screaming;
All is covered with piss.
Yank your stockings and get your guns,
'Cause Santa Clause you won't miss.
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Let's kill Santa Clause!
Murder the fat bastard!
He's got a bag that's filled with coal
For all of those tubs of lard.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle and crash,
Everything reeks like piss.
Jump to the window, throw up the sash,
'Cause Santa Clause you won't miss.
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