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Song Parodies -> "The Toliet Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Vagina Song"
Original Performer:
William Bell
Parody Song Title:
"The Toliet Song"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold
Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing..toliet
Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged
But big or small I flush em'all
That's why I sing my song!
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing...toliet
Toliet!
Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such
Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing...toliet
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing...toliet
Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning!
Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing..toliet
Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged
But big or small I flush em'all
That's why I sing my song!
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing...toliet
Toliet!
Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such
Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing...toliet
Toliiiiiet!(toliet)
Toliiiiieeet!(toliet)
They call that thing...toliet
Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning!
(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toilet, not ON the toilet!) :-O
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