Son of a diddly!

You walked out of the party
Like you were walking off of a yacht
Your hat ripped up - you must have a cat
Your scarf it was a doormat
You had one eye in the toliet
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the guys dreamed that they'd sweat on you
They'd sweat on you

You're so lame
I think you break light bulbs in the toilet
You're so lame
I'll bet you break light bulbs in the toilet
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams there was glass in my coffee
Glass in my coffee, and

You're so lame
I think you break light bulbs in the toilet
You're so lame
I'll bet you break light bulbs in the toilet
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

I had some dreams there was trash in my coffee
Trash in my coffee, and

You're so lame
I think you break light bulbs in the toilet
You're so lame
I'll bet you break light bulbs in the toilet
Toilet Toilet TOILET?

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse was reading smut
Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the butt
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the lamp of a close friend
Lamp of a close friend, and

You're so lame
I think you break light bulbs in the toilet
You're so lame
I'll bet you break light bulbs in the toilet
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so lame
I think you break light bulbs in the toilet
You're so lame
I think you break light bulbs in the toilet
You're so lame